Would you like an @clemfandango email address?
Send an email to clem@clemfandango.com stating the text you'd like. For example bob@clemfandango.com or spud@clemfandango.com.
Within 12 hours or so I'll set up an email forwarder which will forward emails sent to the @clemfandango address you have specified to the email address in your communication email. Your new forwarding email address will be active for a year. If you want it for longer let me know.
There is no charge. There's no catch. Your email address will not be used/sold/shared. It's just a bit of fun.
Owning the url cost me £12 per year so if you'd like to buy me a small diet coke mention it in your opening email and I'll send a Paypal link.
If I get sent more money that the url costs it will be donated to the UK Epilepsy Society. If this were to happen evidence will be posted here.